Actually asleep. What an adorable little weirdo.

Actually asleep. What an adorable little weirdo.

fuckyeahfatdogs:

Dear God
I’ve been a good dog.  I played with the kids, I fathered fifteen pups.  I danced the tango in the moonlight with beautiful bitches. 
Now, I have but one prayer.  Just one. 
Turn me into a paella. 
I want to eat myself. 

Reblog for ^^^^^.  All of it.  I couldn’t even laugh.  It was just that silent, squeaky type of laughter where you fall to the side.

fuckyeahfatdogs:

Dear God

I’ve been a good dog.  I played with the kids, I fathered fifteen pups.  I danced the tango in the moonlight with beautiful bitches. 

Now, I have but one prayer.  Just one. 

Turn me into a paella. 

I want to eat myself. 

Reblog for ^^^^^.  All of it.  I couldn’t even laugh.  It was just that silent, squeaky type of laughter where you fall to the side.

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fuckyeahdementia:



yolo.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

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Game Program Attack!!

My brother wrote this video!  If the concept of a “boob room” doesn’t hook you to watch a video for 2:33, I don’t know what will…

Please watch and share!

corgiaddict:

corgis-everywhere:

corgi & cat

GORO!!!!!

Wut.

corgiaddict:

corgis-everywhere:

corgi & cat

GORO!!!!!

Wut.

If oreos are wrong, I don’t want to be right.

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It’s true.  It’s so true.  The internet is filled with these pictures of adorable little corginsteins sleeping and wearing silly costumes.  LIES!  They never stop moving.  Ever.  I think mine literally hates sleep.  It fills her with tiny, furry rage that she even has to do it.  I jump in surprise when I walk into a room and she’s actually napping.

Nonetheless - ankle biters for life.

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This is my favoriteeee.

This is my favoriteeee.

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jackyan:

Depends on your point of view This is either cute or a massive butterfly massacre.

^^^^ Love.

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