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Dear God
I’ve been a good dog. I played with the kids, I fathered fifteen pups. I danced the tango in the moonlight with beautiful bitches.
Now, I have but one prayer. Just one.
Turn me into a paella.
I want to eat myself.
Reblog for ^^^^^. All of it. I couldn’t even laugh. It was just that silent, squeaky type of laughter where you fall to the side.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Game Program Attack!!
My brother wrote this video! If the concept of a “boob room” doesn’t hook you to watch a video for 2:33, I don’t know what will…
Please watch and share!
If oreos are wrong, I don’t want to be right.
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It’s true. It’s so true. The internet is filled with these pictures of adorable little corginsteins sleeping and wearing silly costumes. LIES! They never stop moving. Ever. I think mine literally hates sleep. It fills her with tiny, furry rage that she even has to do it. I jump in surprise when I walk into a room and she’s actually napping.
Nonetheless - ankle biters for life.
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Depends on your point of view This is either cute or a massive butterfly massacre.
^^^^ Love.
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